Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 23 September 2012

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A photo of a cat given to Demi by President and Mrs. Obama which Demi named "Meow Factor."

BEVERLY HILLS - Twenty-year-old Demi Lovato is the youngest of the four X-Factor judges.

She recently sat down with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse in Beverly Hills.

Demi talked to de Gallo about her three-month stay at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic in late 2010 and early 2011.

She giggled as she revealed that her patient number was 72913, which when added together comes out to 22, which is one of her three favorite numbers; the other two being 7 and 313.

Demi said that being at the Henry & Betty, as most patients refer to the rehab clinic, was like being on the world's longest, highest, fastest, and most expensive roller coasters.

She explained that the highs were very high and the lows were very low. She gave an example by saying that she became very close to the rehab clinic's custodian Enzo Rudolphowitz.

Enzo would secretly sneak packets of gummy bears out of the cafeteria and give them to Demi late at night.

He also complemented her singing and told her that the song she recorded with Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez titled, "I Can Giggle, And Wiggle, And Fa Shizzle My Nizzle" was his favorite song of all time.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: According to Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest, the song is also the favorite of Hugh Hefner, Whoopi Goldberg, Bristol "The Pistol" Palin, Kobe Bryant, Piers Morgan, and Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson.]

The Disney Darling as Lovato is known expressed the fact that she first realized that she really had a serious anger management problem when she attacked one of her backup singers during a concert.

The singer identified as Alexandrina Welchowitz received the wrath of Lovato due to a sneezing incident.

The new X-Factor judge wanted it known that she did not body slam and bite Welchowitz on her stomach as the supermarket tabloid Just Saying had written in a story.

Demi confessed that one of her most embarrassing moments was her nightly 9 p.m. temperature check in which rehab clinic nurse Cadenza Costapino would take her temperature using a non-oral thermometer.

The "Skyscraper" singer revealed that having her temperature taken wasn't so bad but what she hated was nurse Costapino's nefariously sinister giggles when she was taking her temperature.

Demi credits close friends Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, former boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama, and Vice-President Joe Biden with helping her through the darkest period in her young live.

STORY NOTE: To learn more about Demi Lovato and her rehab stay, you can purchase her book titled, Hi, I'm Demi Lovato (Rehab Clinic Patient #72913) And Let Me Give You Some Damn Good Advice - Behave! Behave! Behave!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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