Written by Mr. Spoof

Friday, 27 July 2012

An online survey of 50 million people in the UK with a TV have said that they'd rather watch the Chas Network on TV than the Olympics.

The ITV Network, recently renamed the Chas Network after a fictional character in soap Emmerdale (now Chas Dale), has enjoyed huge ratings since last week, with Ant and Dec's Chas Talk having a huge 32.7 million viewers, the Chas Factor having 40.5 million viewers, and Chas Dale and Chas Street having 25.3 million viewers and 29.6 million viewers.

Just 2 million viewers said that they'd rather watch the Olympics, and this can't be good!

David Cameron is also considering renaming Great Britain 'great Chas.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: TV, Olympics




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