Kobe Bryant Spotted At The La Brea Tar Pits Snuggling With Nadya Suleman

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 9 July 2012

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A copy of Nadya Suleman's one-woman porn movie titled "I'm The Girl Of My Dreams."

LA BREA, California - Los Angeles Laker superstar Kobe Bryant is still thrilled at the fact that another NBA superstar Steve Nash has joined the Lakers.

Ever since the announcement was made Kobe has been on Cloud 9. He told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that with the addition of Nash, there is no reason why the Lakers can't capture the Western Division and play in the championship series against the Miami Heat.

Reno mentioned that he sure is counting his chickens before they've hatched. Kobe grinned, took a sip of Gatorade, and said that he personally talked to the rooster and he knows exactly how many chickens he's talking about.

the SBID reporter asked Kobe about the rumor that he had been seen at The La Brea Tar Pits snuggling with none other than "OctoMom" Nadya Suleman.

Kobe got a puzzled look on his face and remarked that the rumor was true but that he kind of wanted to keep it hush hush.

He was asked if he had seen her recent one-woman porn flick and Kobe smiled and said, "Yeah, I saw it the other day at Metta World Peace's house."

Kobe grinned as he said that Nads, as he calls her, really has a great looking body for a 36-year-old woman who has popped out 14 kids.

He was quick to add that the date was most probably just a one time thing since she kept talking about some guy named Frankie G, who she said is 13 years younger than her.

In Other News. Heidi Montag has stated that she has not had any type of cosmetic surgery in the past ten days.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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