No Cock Shock on Embarrassing Bodies

Written by Njinski

Saturday, 7 July 2012

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The switchboard at Channel 4 rang red hot last night after hoards of frustrated viewers phoned to complain about the distinct lack of tenuous Penis, vulva and breast related illnesses on the latest episode of Embarrassing Bodies.

The omission of unsolicited full frontal cock, minge and tit shots from the programme left many viewers feeling aggrieved. A C4 spokesman said 'Unfortunately an oversight in the editing suite meant that this week's programme focused on genuine illness rather than the pre-watershed soft porn content that we usually serve up'.

The TV Ombudsman has agreed to censure C4 about their future conduct.

To compensate viewers next week's show includes previously unforseen footage of Dr Christian's live examination of a man whose penis grows bigger the more excited he gets.

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