Written by Ossurworld

Thursday, 7 June 2012

Boston's Mayor Thomas Mumbles Menino has fractured the Boston sports scene yet again with his unique brand of enunciating for world of championship athletes. Mrs. Malaprop had nothing on Mayor Mumbles Mintendo.

A big fan of winning teams and victor of many a wager with rival team mayors, Mumbles Manolito has opened the oral gap again and stuck in a silver foot.

During Super Bowl week he waxed eloquent on the stars of the New England Patriots, citing the heroic and legendary qualities of the biggest stars: West Weckler and Ron Grabowski.

Searching high and low upon the Patriot roster, we did find Weckler and Grabowski playing under assumed names of Wes Welker or Rob Gronkowski.

Mayor Mumbles Manoverboardo has now come to praise the Boston Celtics as they return home to face the Heat. In Boston tenement apartments, you know how to control the heat: you rap three times on the radiator. He rapped hard three times to knock the Heat out of the pipes.

Always good for a bite of sound, Tom Menatworko stopped to chat with the media again today and singled out the hard work and impressive qualities of his favorite Celtic players, "KJ and Hondo."

Mumbles knows full well that KJ means a Karaoke Joe and Hondo is one of the all-time great Celtics. Like the modern day Rajon Rondo, John 'Hondo' Havlicek could run for forty minutes in a game and not sweat. KG or Kevin Garnett's name has a certain ring to it.

Havlicek once famously stole the ball, according to Johnny Most, and Mayor Mensmencho could have a brainlock that causes him to see Hondo where he means Rondo.

If pressed, we are sure Mayor Mumbles will gladly inform us that he has admired KJ since the days when he sang with that Sunshine Band out of Miami.

Boston has been blessed with a roster domain of sport names that are eminently unforgettable. KP and Fondu are just a few.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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