Paul Pierce said it: "We're gonna ride Kevin Garnett all the way."
Hi-yo, Silver, away!
The winning Big Ticket has become the "Rocking Horse Winner."
Not since Troy has there been such excitement over a giant gift to the fans.
As we recall, there were a bunch of men inside the wooden horse, waiting for the chance to come out and show the City of Brotherly Love the way to the loser's circle.
The Celtics are tossing oats to KG and letting their little jockey, nicknamed Shorty Rondo, take the reins and ride the Green Seabiscuit all the way to San Antonio, if necessary.
War Horse should have been the Best Picture of the Year, in honor of Kevin Garnett.
If champion thoroughbreds have been more disrespected, we cannot find one at the trough. Trashed by an Atlanta owner, receiving no votes for season MVP, the old gray nag is more than he used to be.
To the neigh-sayers, we can only chomp at the bit. Bring on those polo pony Sixers. Paul Revere's patriotic horse was named Kevin.
Our champeen horse is the son of Black Beauty and Fury.
Rajon is hitching up the surrey with the fringe on top and taking us along the Mohawk Trail blazed by Trigger Pierce and Champion Allen.
The Celtics have not yet met a broncobuster who can tame the wild bunch. Tom Mix may have had a wonder horse, but Boston Celtics will still saddle up KG.
In Christmas Story, Mom claimed the name of the Lone Ranger's nephew's horse was Victor. Actually it was Garnett. He rode to Victory.