Justin Bieber is attacked by crazy photographer

Funny story written by Evil

Friday, 1 June 2012

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The type of photographer that stalked and harrassed "Bieber the Kid."

Justin Bierber is attacked by a stalker impostering as a photographer outside of a shopping center in Calabasas.

The photographer intentionally blocked Bieber's car with his own in an attempt to keep Bieber from leaving the parking lot, to keep him walking around in the area, so the photographer could take some action photos of him.

Bierber got in his vehicle and honked a few times to get the man to move his car out of the way because he was in a hurry, but the photographer refused to move his car and instead walked circles around Bieber and his girlfriend, Selena Gomez, while taking snap shots of the couple sitting in the car.

Unable to leave the parking lot, Bieber became upset and decided to talk to the photographer one last time, but the man continued to refuse to let Bieber out of the shopping center.

Justin Bieber who weighs 95 pounds and is skinny to the bone got in a scuffle with the photographer who weighs 245 pounds and is as muscular as Lou Ferrigno. The fight was brutal, with Bieber taking the blunt force of the violence.

Pictures show Bieber having lost a shoe and his baseball cap in the alleged scuffle, while Gomez is seen helping him retrieve the hat and put his sneaker back on.

The photographer dialed 911 even though he was the one stalking and harrasing the pop star and he was the one who caused the altercation.

The photographer was complaining of pain and he was rushed to the hospital, yet Bieber never complained of pain, or was rushed to the hospital, even though Bieber weighs 95 pounds, has no physical strength and was the only one who lost his shoe and was heavily bruised.

It was like a fight between Mike Tyson and Urkel, Bieber being Urkel. There is no doubt who was the one who was really injured.

Bieber said he was going to get his powerful, Harvard educated attorneys to file a restraining order against the stalker. Bieber plans to bring charges against the man for abuse of a minor. He also said he was going to sue the photographer for pain and suffering he experienced during the harassment and the violent confrontation.

A rep for Bieber said they were going to hire off duty police officers as body guards, so a proper arrest can occur when photographers follow him around.

The police said they want to talk to Bieber and his girlfriend, but the authorities were referred to the couple's high priced attorneys instead.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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