HOLLYWOOD - Four couples have made it into The Dancing With The Stars semi-finals.
This week's episode saw the double elimination of 20-year-old Disney star Roshon Fegan and his partner the cute little pixie Chelsie Hightower, as well as Melissa Gilbert and Maksim Chmerkovskiy.
Melissa who portrayed little Laura Ingalls on the show set in the Old West, Little House On The Prairie was visibly upset as she had really taken quite a verbal beating during the week's rehearsals from the dancer known as "The Bad Boy of The Ball Room."
Maksim Chmerkovskiy stated later that he was sorry for having called Ms. Gilbert some horrible names like [EXPLETIVE DELETED], [EXPLETIVE DELETED], AND [EXPLETIVE DELETED.]
Melissa replied by saying that Maks was just lucky that she is a lady or else she would have kicked him in the [PERSONAL MALE ANATOMY PART DELETED] and then she would have bitten the mean, cruel, arrogantly sarcastic [EXPLETIVE DELETED] on his knee.
Roshon, meanwhile was backstage eating some Funions and playing with an Etch-A-Sketch.
He showed Carrie Ann Inaba the figure he had drawn and he told her that it was a picture of the British judge Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman who Roshon said needs to really go back to England and never return to America again.
Chelsie (Hightower) agreed with Roshon and added that Len has turned into a sour, mean-spirited, old geezer, who cannot stand to see any of the dancers having fun and making the boring rumbas, sambas, waltzes, and mambos fun.
Goodman was interviewed by Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld and he told her that he did not care what skinny little Mr. Fegan or the artificially bubbly Miss Hightower had to say.
He then pointed out that he is still the king of the judges and he will act as sour and as mean spirited as he wants to.
SIDENOTE: Dancing With The Stars host Tom Bergeron emphasized to Miss Wine that contrary to what some of the male professional dancers are saying, Len Goodman is not gay. Bergeron did stress that Bruno "The Gaytalian" Tonioli is definitely gay. He again reiterated that Len isn't gay, but did point out that the old crumpet muncher just likes to act like he is for some weird, unknown reason.
