DALLAS - It is no secret that Khloe Kardashian, 27, misses the spotlight of Tinsel Town worse than she lets on.
Big Khloe, as her husband Lamar Odom calls her, has made it known that she is not at all happy with having to relocate from her home in LaLaLand to Big "D" (Dallas).
And Lamar feels the same exact way. He still harbors tremendous resentment towards the Los Angeles Lakers organization for trading him.
Since arriving in Dallas the stars of the reality show Khloe & Lamar have not really made any new friends. As Mark Cuban, owner of the NBA Dallas Mavericks has said, "Khloe K is like a fish out of water, a great big beluga whale out of water."
When 32-year-old Lamar heard the manner in which Cuban had referred to his hefty, 5-foot-10-inch wife he was not at all pleased.
Word of Lamar's displeasure got back to the Mavs owner who simply replied, "Tough titty, said the kitty."
Mark Cuban recently told his top two stars Dirk Nowitzki and Jason Kidd that if Odom's play on the court does not improve Mr. Khloe Kardashian may find himself traded to the Tegucigalpa Taco Vendors of the Honduran Semi-Pro Basketball League.
According to Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo, both Lamar and Khloe are very depressed at the fact that their cable reality show Khloe & Lamar is falling in the ratings.
Miss San Guacamole said that last week their show was beaten in the ratings by two brand new shows, The Cupcake Cookers of Chattanooga and The Real Housewives of Detroit.
Needless to say this has helped to put an even greater strain on the Kardashian - Odom marriage.
A close, unnamed friend of Khloe informed Hollywood Innuendo that she overheard her talking to her divorced sister Kim and asking her for some divorce tips.
SIDENOTE: So unless things change it appears that Khloe Kardashian and her husband Lamar Odom may be following in the footsteps of Kim Kardashian and her NBA husband Kris Humphries and heading towards Divorceville.
