Rush Limbaugh Craps Himself While On The Air

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Monday, 5 March 2012

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That terrific tearing noise many heard yesterday during the very first hour of the Rush Limbaugh show was apparently not his pants this time.

Almost instantly, the webcam was shut off and people were left with a seated Rush Limbaugh with a surprised look on his face.

Fans said that Limbaugh had been getting hotter and hotter over his recent remarks about a young college student he called a "slut". That he then went on to tell his followers that the Democrats can get away with calling Sarah Palin anything they want and no one says a word. I call one lady a slut and all 'beep' breaks loose.

Those outside the station said that Limbaugh refused to stop the show and go change clothing but just sat there and stewed in his own juices.

"There was an occasional 'bubbly' noise later on but you could barely hear that", stated one observer.

However, the people taking the calls were taking shifts while running outside to get a good fresh breath of air.

"That guy who usually screens his calls...Snerdly, I think he calls him... puked twice, but was man enough to go back in there. He's tough."

Meanwhile Limbaugh's staff is doing an overnight search of all the times Democrats have called Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann and others some choice names and is going to put them on the air this week.

"If you think what I said was bad, wait till you get a load of these! What smells in here, Snerdly?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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