Lana Del Ray axed from the Superbowl

Funny story written by radiogagger

Friday, 3 February 2012

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The new singing sensation Lana Del Rey has been dramatically axed from the superbowl half-time entertainment this weekend after organisers discovered she is actually a part-time drag artist called Eliza Ray Grunt.

The ruse was discovered after an appearance on Saturday Newts Live when critics said Del Reys performance was like a 12 year old singing in her bedroom.


Grunt admitted the deception in an interview with Rogue magazine "The name Lana Del Rey reminded me of the glamour of the Miami seaside. It sounded gorgeous coming off the tip of the tongue."


99 trillion people worldwide are expected to watch the superbowl and the half-time entertainment. Recent years have seen controversy when Justin Timberlake put his paws all over Janet Jacksons chicken nuggets in the worlds most famous 'fast food malfunction'

The game sees New England Patriots take on the New York Giants.

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