Ian Somerhalder Goes Green All The Way!

Funny story written by SusieQ

Wednesday, 18 January 2012

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Ian Somerhalder and Green Giant Make the Green Scene

The multi-ubiquitous heartthrob and runaway star of TVD spoke recently with the Green Giant of Le Sueur, Minnesota. Professing his desire for increased education of all things green, the founder of the ISF wished to convey his appreciation for the Giant's hard work and dedication to green values all these many decades! Speaking with the Giant who has been green since his inception, Ian Somerhalder freely praised him. In turn, the Giant acknowledged that Mr. Somerhalder has done much to promote greater greenness awareness.

"Greater awareness comes from education," Ian expressed, while holding a bag of frozen green beans in his right hand and a bag of frozen peas in his left.

Chuckling, the Giant added, "My vegetables, the greenest known to modern man, are picked at the peak of perfection..."

To which, Mr. Somerhalder tersely replied, "Yada, yada, yada...." In an aside to Nina Dobrev, his co-star and unofficial main squeeze, it was heard that he whispered, "You never really gave being vegan a good try. Before we leave, make sure you ask for some complimentary boxed samples. The greenest stuff they've got!"

Ms. Dobrev nodded and audibly enough, she remarked, "Go Green! Go Green!"

The Giant smiled, having taken an instant liking to the spunky young lady and made sure she was given recipes for Basil Spinach Dip, Boogie Monster Bog With Forest Dippers...and Green Chile Green Corn Fritters.

Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev invited the Green Giant to the set of TVD. He'll be supplied with plenty of vervain...

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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