BBC omits King George V's euthanasia jab in latest royal cover-up

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Wednesday, 4 January 2012

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London - The lethal cocaine/heroin cocktail was injected directly into the dying King's jugular by royal physicians working the late shift.

Last night the Beeb's King George and Queen Mary: the Royals Who Rescued the Monarchy hatchet job suffered a fit of amnesia, barely mentioning in passing that 'some drugs' were used to hasten the King's demise without annoying little details like the fatal hypodermic jab.

Astonished viewers were also treated to clever snippets of partial disinformation to obscure some modern day horrors of the House of Windsor.

In particular George V's father's numerous affairs received only a tiny nod by way of reference to just one of his many horrible hos - a minor slut called Daisy Warwick.

The real villain of the sordid saga was Lillie Langrty who shagged C of E turncoat Cardinal Newman and bore him a son who became Adolf Hitler.

No reference to this scheming rival slag was made by the Beeb because she was the impostor Queen Elizabeth II's paternal grandmother.

During his 36 year reign King George V was constantly plagued by Langtry's financial backers who in 1917 had succeeded in assassinating his first cousin and family - the Russian Tsar Nicholas II.

Subsequent British coup attempts were all sourced to this cabal which also included major input from Rasputin's descendants, Aleister Crowley and Pope Pius X11.

Expect more bollox when the station airs its second part on the gog tonight.

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