Prince William of Leicestershire has been previewing his sensational act for the next series of X Factor.
'He is a wonderful Hip Hop Dancer' said partner Kate of Leicestershire in an exclusive interview 'he has been practising for weeks and has even done his Hip Hop in a Hiphopter.' If he doesn't win the next X Factor series she has threatened to become s stripper for a casino near Piccadilly Circus.
'I will even start a new craze in stripping to Hip Hop for the Hooray Henry's' she warned.
Buckinghan Palace is not amused by the antics of the Queen's grandchild and his wife. In her speech on Christmas Day the Queen will decry Hip Hop as unsuitable for ears to the throne.
Prince Philip has gone further: 'If Will and Kate are to behave like Jungle Bunnies' he cried 'then I expect my friend Pippa to intervene. A threesome should be even more fun.'
Prince Charles has said that he is in two minds about the whole business. 'I feel it is quite hip for Kate and Will to join in the people's favourite X Factor' he said 'but on the other hand it has made my mother hopping mad.'