Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 3 November 2011

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Hollywood starlets Lollipop Wildstick (L) and Lexie Amaretto (R) are rumored to be Charlie Sheen's next two goddesses

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen has been keeping a bit of a low-profile lately. He recently told a Hollywood reporter that it is all by design because he is getting ready to make a memorable announcement.

According to Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo, Sheen recently interviewed two of Tinsel Town's very good looking up and coming starlets who he would like to have fill the two vacated goddesses roles at his Mulholland Estate Mansion, Casa Jose Cuervo in Sherman Oaks.

San Guacamole identified the two Hollywood starlets as Lollipop Wildstick and Lexie Amaretto, who are both 21.

Sheen first met the two young ingenues at a bachelor party at Rob Pattinson's Malibu Beach house The Vampire Villa.

According to Taylor Lautner who was at the party both Lollipop and Lexie make Charlie's former goddesses Rachel Oberlin and Natalie Kenly look like Cub Scouts.

Lautner said that the two sexy gorgeous young ladies have more curves than parts of the Pacific Coast Highway. Taylor went on to say that Lollipop and Lexie unlike Rachel and Natalie have their own money so they would not be sponging off of Sheen.

Hollywood Innuendo reports that Lollipop Wildstick recently appeared in the Manolo Middlezuck motion picture The Vampire Diaries - The Erotically Titillating Movie which starred Nina Dobrev, Ian Somerhalder, and Rob Pattinson.

HI noted that Lexie Amaretto earlier this year had a small role in Luigi Luigiani's Ooh La La - The Lady Gaga Story.

When Sheen was asked what he offered the two starlets he smiled and replied, "Nothing but pure unadulterated genuine, 200 proof Charlie Sheen."

In a non-related story. The Annual Laramie, Wyoming Amateur Buffalo Neutering Contest has been cancelled because someone complained that the people doing the buffalo neutering were not really qualified to be neutering buffaloes or any other animals for that matter.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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