Written by MonkeyInTheBath

Sunday, 10 October 2010

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"Workers of the world unite" - not before you've cleaned that floor!

A recent study by the University of Camford has proven that trade union bosses are dumb psychopaths.

Nerdy student Colin Anus PhD said "You see, many psychopaths have controlling tendencies, so they want to have a powerful job. But many people with these tendencies are also extremely bright, and they end up in top management jobs. However some people with these urges who are not so competent will be frustrated by the business world, but will still want a controlling position. This is where the unions come in. Any retard can stand for union representation in a company - in fact it has been shown that most normal people would never voluntarily stand for such a position. Psychopaths, however, love the attention that this brings."

"After a few well placed controversial speeches, a union rep is well on his way to becoming a union leader. Soon he becomes a cunt like Bob Crow, earning £100k a year and preaching the economics of frugality while contributing nothing to society other than empty and venomous anti-establishment rhetoric, all the while milking the cash-cow of patronising 'pro-worker' talk that those rich Guardianistas love."

"Really, there is a strong case for banning the unions and locking up their bosses in secure mental institutions."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Psychology, Union




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