NEW YORK - NEW YORK: GoAheadMakeMyDay - a company dedicated to the arming of all American citizens made its debut on US markets early this morning. Shares were slow in taking off but company officials decided to adopt a 'wait and see' attitude.
Company CEO "Dirty Harry" Callahan - a retired San Francisco cop scowled and sneered at reporters during the morning press conference.
When asked how much money the company had raised at an Initial Public Offering (IPO) and what it was worth at closing on the NASDAQ Mr.Callahan gritted his teeth and growled:
"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' But to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself."
He then pointed his .44 Magnum at the press gaggle and challenged the world's oldest reporter Helen Thomas:
"This .44 Magnum is the most powerful handgun in the world. It can blow your head clean off. So don't question me....ask yourself 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
Mr. Callahan said he had no doubt the company's sales would sky rocket.
When your TheSpoof.com reporter dared to ask: "And if not?"
Mr.Callahan once again took aim at this reporter and dared: "Go ahead - make my day"
