Finally, a product on the market that helps to alleviate the unnecessary embarrassment of tooting in public. Subtle Butt is a filter patch that sticks to the inside of your underwear and filters the smell of flatulence before it offends anyone.
The fix is being touted as the best thing since sliced bread. Finally, a fart filter. Just one small problem. There are all types of flatulence and some not only smell to high heaven, but can also emit some pretty embarrassing sounds. The makers of Subtle Butt say they are working on that problem, but for now, just the odor-trapping patch is available.
As a fun way to get people involved in trying to eventually eliminate all traces of a fart before it offends or embarrasses anyone, Subtle Butt has agreed to pay $1,000 to the first person who can come up with a way to muffle the noise of a fart without the necessity of sticking a large muffler device to the opening of the bum.
Perhaps with the most offensive part of the fart being eliminated, the noise will become less of a problem and in fact, may someday be music to one's ears. You can find Subtle Butt at all finer cosmetics counters.