Shitty of London - (Ponzi Scammer Mess): Dozens of fascist bankers, British National Party members and Bush hedge fund managers were busted in the early hours this morning in a cunningly executed police raid.
Sixteen addresses were ransacked in a long-running insider dealing probe that's seen dozens of useless City bottom-feeders grow fat on the proceeds of illicit insider trading knowledge.
Ringleader Wolfgang Messerschmitt III was first to be apprehended while enjoying his usual 7am shave 'n' groom at Trumpers of Jermyn Street barber's salon.
Just around the corner in The Wolseley gastro-cafeteria Arian compatriot and alleged accomplice Herman 'Goering' Bratwurst got the shock of his life as Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency detectives slapped on the handcuffs right in the middle of his eggs benedict breakfast.
The raid netted over two dozen London ringleaders of a $30 billion Ponzi currency scam betting on the imminent collapse of the Chinese Yuan (Blair).
The ex-UK Prime Monster's brat is rumored to have been working as a footbal agent specialising in ASEAN countries.
Bernard Madoff is serving 150 years for his contribution.
