Written by DBunker

Friday, 5 February 2010

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Waaa - I can't slow down!!!

In the finest traditions of Bushido shamed managers of the Toyota Motor Company, Japan, committed ritual seppuku this morning to atone for the failure of manufacturing quality control methods which have caused a worldwide recall of millions of Toyota's Camry, Prius, and others of its popular cars and trucks.

The US Transportation Secretary and The Federal Reserve Board Chairman both extended condolences to the families of the Toyota managers and suggested in a joint news conference that the Managers of GM, CEO's of several of the wall street financial management companies, and other heads of companies who received tax buy out funds resulting from their mis-management of American's business and retirement funds follow the example of these Toyota managers.

We live in hope.

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Topics: Cars

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