Tarp Funds used for Tarps

Funny story written by BillD

Sunday, 22 November 2009

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It was disclosed yesterday that 40 million dollars of the TARP money will be used to by tarps.

A spokesman for the tarp industry announced "This is a watershed day for the tarp industry, we can now issue tarps to all those who are without tarp insurance".

As a bigger part of the tarp industry bailout thousands of tarps will be used to help cover smaller banks that have been shuttered for lack of available funds to conduct regular banking business.

While doing this isn't especially pleasing to TARP officials it was stated that "by doing this we will be able say with some authority that the money is going to cover small banks nationwide".

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