To aid the depressed American economy,ex president Bill Clinton has opened a whorehouse in his hometown, Cokum, Louisianna.Bill's publicity director, Pope John, made the announcement last Friday at the Vatican.
"We'll call the bar Pussy Anonymous."
Those too impoverished to go in and pay fifty dollars for Dolly Parton, Madonna, Elizabeth Taylor or Hillary herself (from behind) can spend ten dollars on a blow up doll of Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones or Monica Laminsky to take home.
Hillary will manage the business end.After the celebs have donated their services for the grand opening, a horde of transvestites from the Gay Men's Health Crisis will fill all positions.
"The profits will go to health care, the health of my dick which gets sick if you don't call it nice names"
