Written by Pointer

Friday, 27 February 2009

image for Travis Chimpburgers Top Dollar Menu at Zoo Food Court
Travis Chimpcheeseburger beats out the BigMacmonkey and the HowlerWhopper

The tragedy of Travis the fourteen year old pet chimpanzee who loved a little merlot with an accountant's liver has been resonating with animal lovers, wine connisseurs and IRS agents. But no one expected that the meat industry would get its opposable thumbs into the mix.

Apparently the Connecticut Meat Inspectors cleared Travis' carcass and 20 other chimp cadavers for human consumption and so the market keen minds of a certain zoo food court scoff up the ground monkey meat and have been advertising Travis Chimpburgers on their dollar menu.

Action figures from the new Disney sequel Tarzan II, Eater of Monkey Meat will be given free to the first Travis Burger eaters in the Stamford metropolitan area.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Fast Food

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