Written by disciple

Monday, 25 August 2008

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shoplift instead

A credit expert today gave his expert opinion on how to avoid running up large credit debt. Shoplift, he said, instead of using the plastic, use the old five finger discount.

This strategy has been in practice for many years and is tried and true. Teaching your kids while they are young will also prevent them from having credit problems as they grow older. He further added that shoplifting can be creative, like ordering food and running away when the bill comes, placing merchandise on small children and elderly family members.

You can sign for parcels for neighbors and refuse to return them, while sicking your dog on them when they come to retrieve their packages.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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