Get Dad A Hummer For Dad's Day!

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Saturday, 14 June 2008

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Ads across all possible media have been blaring the shocking message that families across America should get Dad a Hummer for Father's day. The advertisements have been denounced in churches and synagogues and mosques across the US of A. Even feminists and safer sex advocates have come out against the commercials.

The TV ads show a lonely man with a longing look in his eye. The poor fella closes his hungry eyes for a few seconds and the viewers are shown a little bit of his fantasy. It's sleek, bathed in light and wide open right before the standing man's waist. Radio commercials play an unmistakable purring sound with a man's excited moans . Billboards reproduce the TV fantasy moment.

Apparently critics have not watched the full commercial since the final seconds shows the 2009 Hummer RV pulling into the drive way with a big red ribbon on the hood.

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