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Funny story: Confused Aspiring Accountant Accidentally Ends Up in Taxidermy School

Confused Aspiring Accountant Accidentally Ends Up in Taxidermy School

Due to some verbal confusion, 18-year-old Marshall Finkelstein of Hackensack, New Jersey, who had always dreamed of becoming an accountant so that, like his dad, he could help people with their taxes, wound up applying - and being accepted - to taxid...

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Funny story: Accounting Firm Closed Permanently After Total Solar Eclipse

Accounting Firm Closed Permanently After Total Solar Eclipse

Columbia, SC - All of the employees of a local accounting firm filed for disability yesterday after attending a firm sponsored "total solar eclipse" reception. With all of the employees now on disability, the firm was forced to shut its doors.

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Funny story: Jason Statham is the Accountant

Jason Statham is the Accountant

Jason Statham, the thinking Woman's Danny Dyer is said to be taking on a new acting challenge in his latest Block-Buster, playing an accountant, called James Woods in his new release 'The Accountant'. The balding star of such films as 'Straight to...

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Funny story: A Bush in the Hand is Apparently Worth Two Birds

A Bush in the Hand is Apparently Worth Two Birds

Reported cryptically by William Hempstead from Kingston Upon Thames, U.K., accountant and winner of the 2008 Twit of the Year Awards, a bush in the hand has indeed been found to be worth at least two birds. Traveling with other improperly dressed...

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Funny story: Ron Johnson Admits He's a Bad Accountant

Ron Johnson Admits He's a Bad Accountant

Oshkosh, WI--Republican Senate nominee Ron Johnson admitted that he isn't a very good accountant. "I was the accountant when my company PACUR used government money to expand the business. I really didn't know how to put the government money on th...

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Funny story: Accountant Bernard Shoft, 39, Drowned in Red Ink

Accountant Bernard Shoft, 39, Drowned in Red Ink

Bernard Shoft, a third shift accountant at The United States Mint at Philadelphia, loved to entertain his fellow workers with his antics. Saturday night that tradition came to a sad end as he fell into a vat of red ink and drowned before he could be...

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Funny story: Boring Man Bores Everybody With Another Boring Speech

Boring Man Bores Everybody With Another Boring Speech

The world's most boring man, Kevin Brown has once again talked a load of complete bollocks to delegates at the 75th annual accountants awards.

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