Doublemint Gum New Ad Campaign doubles their troubles!

Funny story written by Pointer

Wednesday, 6 February 2008

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Doublemint rouses controversy with new siamese double pack

Doublemint Gum INC has had more than their share of sticky situations over the years. Tooth decay fears rotted their sales in the 60's and 70's. Sugar caused Diabetes almost amputated the company in the 80's and 90's and the threat of obesity has expanded dangers of corporate collapse. But the most recent Doublemint double trouble has come from an ad campaign using Siamese or conjoined twins.

Twins have been the one-two punch of Double mint ads for decades but when the company paired conjoined twins with their novelty "double pack" media watch dogs and parents of conjoined twins double-teamed the gum guys.

"What is this the revival of the freak show!?": Official spokesperson for The Worldwide Organization For Extraordinary Redux (TWOFER), Lovey Stuckonem inquired.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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