(Sussex, UK) - Citing a surprising downturn in distressed damsels, dragon attacks, and evil sorcery, The Black Knight has put down his sword and taken a job working the counter at a local Burger King restaurant.
"Me thinks this to be a sad day for the Black Knight," said the humbled Valiant. "Twas no more than 5 seasons ago I protected the good folk of Sussex from evil. Now, my protection is limited to providing them with high quality food served fast and fresh. Have it Thy Way, at the King of Burgers."
Patrons were surprised at first upon first seeing the Black Knight, but have since warmed to his presence.
"I was scared at first when he was working the register and boldly proclaimed, 'To my dismay, sell thee not dragon meat,' but he really does have a heart of gold.... plus, it funny that a 7ft tall knight of yesteryear is working at Burger King - Especially cuz his nametag says his name is 'Maurice.' That's too rich."
Other patrons have gained entertainment from the fact that he wears his paper hat on top of his armored headdress, while co-workers giggle each time he gets too close to the microwave, causing his armor to spark.
