New NFTs have come onto the market, and all by people one wouldn’t think would know how to create an NFT or even what one is.
Here’s just a short list of those VIPs and celebrities who have their own NFTs (created by nerds who were well paid with money and coke and girls) and what the cute little pictures are of:
Ted Nugent has one of him shooting Bambi and cutting it into steaks, then serving them to Nancy Pelosi and anyone who wears anything “rainbow”.
Josh Hawley has one of him jogging away from the mob on a perpetual loop, all while raising his fist in solidarity with that mob that scares the shit outa him.
George W. Bush has one in which he snorts coke with Donald Trump Jr all while flying toy jumbo jets into the World Trade Towers (just like in Jeffery Epstein’s office painting!)
Marjorie Taylor Greene has one of her in full Nazi regalia, giving the Hitler salute, all while doing squats at a gym and sharting and loving the smell, saying her ass smells like roses.)
Lauren Boebert as a hooker, doing a dance that looks like humping. This NFT will cost you! Especially if you’re a democrat – she gets to charge you triple and humiliate you with insane and illiterate comments … unless you like that sorta thing, you naughty boy (no women … call back after hours, Lauren will try to fit you in but you do NOT talk about lesbianism, you’ll pretend you’re both just friends who like to hug and kiss a lot.)
Vladimir Putin has one of himself riding a horse shirtless, then trying again and again to defeat Ukraine, also on an endless loop.
President Xi of China is dressed in full camouflage military haute couture while riding a centaur with the face of Mao and eating a cracker that is shaped like Taiwan.
That’s just a few for now. All the craziest are getting in on the NFT game ‘cuz doesn’t everyone have a little artist in them? But will they sell? Would you want a picture of any of them on your web page or social media account or, well, anywhere near you?
If you’re stupid enough to pay for them …
