Noel Edmonds has been described as a hopeless nacissist and financial bandit in his bid to buy up auntie Beeb at a knock down price.
Bosses at the BBC have confirmed interest from Edmonds and a maverick team of misfits in pursuit of the corporation but have scoffed at the idea they can afford the media organisation complete with 20,000 staff and pre-requisite perks that have turned Salford into a den on iniquity.
Edmonds insists that together with deal-or-no-deal 'pilgrims' he will raise the £10 billion considered to be a serious offer although he has refused to allow Mr Blobby or Crinkely Bottom into the deal.
