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Wednesday, 11 December 2013

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Washington D.C Officials banned Xbox 360s in the east coast Monday, because of the red ring of death (A.K.A RROD), because of the racial slurs behind the word.

Harry Reid Said: "These Xboxs are a disgrace to the American people that tend to have red skin". Apparently this racial slur is only being used against people in the east coast that have red skin.

Barrack Obama said this in his speech on Thursday, "We need to get affordable healthcare to all these law abiding citizens" "and to all you that don't agree with me RROD you".

The RROD Bill has been Vetoed by Pres. Obama because he said "I love saying the word and i don't think it should be banned". We will keep you updated on this situation.

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Topics: Video Games, xbox

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