Efficiency experts says "objects in mirror are closer than they appear" is unacceptable - calls for more products to be made in the U.S.

Funny story written by Ducksley

Wednesday, 9 January 2013

According to Riley Cleffner, the message printed on most vehicle mirrors is a perfect example of why America should build more products right here at home.

"This mirror was built overseas and it's garbage. Objects should not be closer than they appear. If they built them right, the objects would be right where they're supposed to be!" shouted Cleffner while holding a rear-view mirror in one hand and banging his shoe on the podium with the other.

"What if your bathroom mirror was like that? You'd brush your teeth and ram your face into the mirror because you forgot you were closer than you appeared!"

Cleffner made the comments during a speech to Mrs. Wyler's fourth grade class at Bernard Madoff Elementary School.

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