Prince William says that the photo of him and the Soho pole dancer holding hands was photoshopped
Prince William, who has been known to have a bit of a wandering eye, much like his womanizing uncle Prince Andrew, is denying rumors that he and a very popular pole dancer were spotted holding hands at "The 'Ello Mate Strip Club" in Soho. The danc…
Read full storyKing Charles III, says that his mum, Queen Elizabeth, left $3 million to the Beatles Museum in Liverpool
Boom Boom News (UK) has just revealed that King Charles III, informed them that Queen Elizabeth bequeathed $3 million (£2.358,990 UK) to the Beatles Museum in Liverpool. Charles said that his mum was a big fan of John, Paul, George, and Ringo. He…
Read full storyReports out of London are that Russia's KGB has Donald Trump on their "people to kidnap" list
The United Kingdom's news agency, Ta Ta For Now News, reports that a secret text message was intercepted that was going from the KGB to President Vladimir Nikita Putin's chief of security. The message stated that the pussy grabbing, tax evader, (a…
Read full storyPrince Harry offers to mediate between Russia’s President Putin and Wagner chief Yevgeny Prigozhin
The Russian government is said to be considering an offer of assistance from British Prince Harry to mediate in the dispute between President Putin and Yevgeny Prigozhin, the chief of the Wagner Group. Wagner has tens of thousands of mercenaries,…
Read full storyThe 10 Mafioso Goombalini Brothers film a commercial for McDonalds
National Rumblings News Agency reporter Traci Diddle, has just revealed that the 10 brothers who head the Goombalini Crime Family appear in a commercial for McDonalds. In the Mickey D commercial the 10 brothers drive up to a Mickey D's in Brooklyn…
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