NYPD Prepares To Bankrupt NYC Protecting It From Trump Supporters
New York, NY – As the city of New York stands ready to follow through on its indictment charge of Donald J Trump, Mayor Eric Adams has ordered all 36,000 police officers within his jurisdiction to be in uniform and ready in case of suspicious or actu…
Read full storyThe FBI Says That If Trump Tries To Run They Will Tase His Big Fat Ass
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The FBI has informed Trump that the US Secret Service is not his own personal security detail, and they have made it quite clear that if they even remotely try to stand in the way of justice being carried out, then…
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