Instead Of Abortions
An alternative to abortion, while conforming with recent laws banning abortion or skipping a pregnancy, another choice is tubal ligation. Tubal ligation is a procedure that stops a woman’s egg from traveling on a monthly journey from the ovary to the…
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Strange theories are floating around America at this hour … is Donald Trump pulling a Houdini to escape justice? Or would a better character analogy be Clark Kent? Never seeing Cark and Superman in the same place at the same time (cuz everyone can’t…
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PALM BEACH, Florida - (Spoof News) - The News Blues News Agency has just broken the story that the most hated bastard in America (aka The Orange Shithead) came very close to being kidnapped. An eyewitness said that a purple van, that had The Beaut…
Read full storyTrump Attorney recuses himself under Twenty Eighth Amendment – “When thou knowest that thy client is a complete scumbag”
Attorney Evan Corcoran recused himself from representing former President Donald Trump in the special counsel investigation related to the Mar-a-Lago documents, citing the little-known 28th Amendment. Corcoran had represented Trump in a number of…
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