President Biden Says Donald The Trumptard Hasn't Slept In Four Days and He Looks Like Shit!
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - When it comes to Trump, President Biden is not the least bit shy. He recently stated to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk, that the Trumptard is going downhill faster than an NBA basketball. POTUS noted…
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STALE BISCUIT, Tennessee - (Satire News) - The Volunteer State was the 16th state admitted into the union back on Thursday, June 1, 1796, at 2:15 am. The state is mainly noted for country music, Daisy Duke short shorts-clad hot, sexy babes, and mo…
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