Republican Congressman Madison Cawthorn Says He's Not A Cross Dresser, He's Just a Transvestite
VENUS FLYTRAP, North Carolina - (Satire News) - The 26-year-old congressman from North Carolina, Madison Cawthorn, says that he was raised in a strict Baptoprescopalian home, and as a result he is as straight as a pink flamingo's legs. Cawthorn, w…
Read full storySoros = soroS: The Looking Glass War
BILLINGSGATE POST: If you have ever wondered who is calling the shots for President Joe Biden, look no further. Billionaire George Soros, a man with no country, is the defacto leader of our country. Along with Barack Obama’s former puppeteer, Valeri…
Read full storyThe New Rockettes Policy Prohibits Pubic Hair
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The All-American precision dance group is known all over the world from Japan to Bolivia and from Scotland to Upper Zamgalar. They perform at The Radio City Music Hall, where the inside temperature must always be se…
Read full storyAn Amish Woman Is Now Claiming That Trump Had Intimate Relations With Her In Her Buggy
AMISH BUTTER, Pennsylvania - (Satire News) - A Pennsylvania woman has come forward to say that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump had intimate relations with her as they were parked in her Amish buggy. The woman, who would not give her name, told Alpha…
Read full storyA Singer On American Idol Is Disqualified After It Is Discovered That She Is Actually a 52-Year-Old Circus Midget
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - A bit of a scandal has hit America's number one singing competition show, American Idol. According to Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita San Guacamole, who spoke to host Ryan Seacrest, Noreen Waxflower of Cheyenne, Wyom…
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