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Austria is generally remembered for giving us Hitler. On a local scale that’s like everyone knowing your restaurant gave the local synchronised swimming team the shits before the big final. The pool was never the same again. However an Austria...
Read full storyBrexit Means Brexit
“For Brexit everyone must give up something” The voice boomed out over the Manchester slum as the recently commissioned helicopter “Mogg One” descended towards the waiting crowd. The vehicle was shaped like a Victorian schoolmaster bending a young...
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An Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok has this morning issued a very stern warning to the printers of 'funny' T-shirt messages, after an incident caused confusion amongst shoppers and those waiting for buses in a busy city suburb. Mo...
Read full storyDinosaur Lesson Ends Tragically After Ancient Curse Invoked
An English teacher was left counting the cost of his catastrophic mistake this evening after a 'creative idea' he turned into an inspirational lesson about dinosaurs, turned into a bloodbath, as an ancient curse was invoked, raising the ghost of a gi...
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