Halloween Tech
It's Halloween morning. You're curled up in bed reading a book on your new Kindle. It's light as a feather and holds tons of books. Ah, the new technology. Isn't it wonderful? You get up and head to the kitchen for a glass of orange juice. Eek! There is none. Thank goodness you invested in a "smart" refrigerator, programmed to automatically inventory and re-order some basic items. You g...
Read full storyBernie drafts new healthcare bill
Washington D.C. - Bernie has done it again. His new healthcare bill draft is pure genius. And it's not what you think. Inspired by the British national socialist medical pogrom, and Prince Charles' desire to be reincarnated as an AIDS virus, deta...
Read full storyPenn State Banned from Post-Season Bowl Games
With the Nittany Lions headed for a championship bowl game with top-ranked Alabama following Penn State's trouncing of rival Michigan, the decision announced today banning the university's marching band from any post-season bowl performances was a re...
Read full storyThe Pussy Grabbing President
Women are no longer sacred, says General Kelly. Women used to know their place. They were sacred. Their place was in the kitchen and cleaning house. The church said so, too. Women silently existed within those walls, finally diving hands first in...
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