Trump Demands Mayans Tear Down Temples To Build Wall
BILLINGSGATE POST: Downplaying concerns that Mexican President, Enrique Pena Nieto has that an important part of Mexican history will be lost if the Mayan temples are razed to provide materials for the proposed wall, President Trump told incredulous...
Read full storySpanish Fast-Food gang raid restaurants resembling a plague of locusts!
In the Spanish town of Bembibre, in the north-western Castile and Leon region a "Fast-Food" gang of thieves raided the local El Carmen restaurant, devoured 10000 Euros worth of food and drink, then disappeared as fast as they had come! Spanish res...
Read full storyFrench car makers eradicate British scrap maker!
It required a French, yes French, car-making giant to relieve a traditional name indented into the hearts of British industry from their agony. The name, Vauxhall, will disappear like many of it's past colleagues; Morris, Austin, among others who fai...
Read full storyPortland's homeless to be offered a hand up, instead of a handout
PORTLAND, ME--Tired of seeing men and women sitting on their asses, peeing on the streets, and pestering hardworking citizens for "spare" change, officials of Portland, Maine, have decided to put the bums to work. City officials have agreed to fun...
Read full storyMarine Corps reveal photos reveal all
THE PENTAGON - Male Marines shared naked photographs of female Marines on a not-so-secret Facebook page. Allegedly, a few of the pictures were taken without the "models'" knowledge or consent. Captions to the photos included "obscene comments...
Read full storyPelosi on sexism, bukkake, and a Democratic colleague's inspiration
WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- Botox devotee, plastic surgery fan, and Senate Minority leader Nancy "Nanny" Pelosi, 76, said she just didn't "know what to say" when she was asked whether she condemned Democratic Representative Cedric Richmond's sexist statem...
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