US Post Office to Start Charging for Email
Washington, DC - The US Post Office will begin to charge for electronic mail. The Post Office has suffered from declining revenue over many years due to the increased use of emails and texts. According to the US Postmaster, "Something has to give."...
Read full storyHollyweird's Weirdest: David Boreanaz
HURRAY FOR HOLLYWEIRD -- David Boreanaz (pronounced "bore your anus") was born into show business. His father, Dave, was the host of a children's TV show, Drop Zone, on which his then-pregnant wife, travel agent Patsy, gave birth to their son during a commercial break. David has two older sisters, Booby and Breast. Like his siblings, David is of an Italian scent. Despite a degree in filmmaking,...
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Dahomey, Africa 1842 - In a small village near Africa's west coast heads-on-a-stick were near epidemic. The first one appeared stuck dead center in the communal fire pit. Suspecting spiritual interference the tribe squabbled over whether this intrusi...
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