
Blame Someone Else: Trump's Art Of The Squeal
US President Donald Trump is quick to take the credit for any good news that happens on his watch, for example: preventing the Bowling Green Massacre and trashing the US so illegal immigrants will want to stay in their home countries. But when things go sour, Trump starts to look for someone to take the blame. In an all too familiar pattern, Trump's Art of the Deal looks more and more like the...
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President Trump to Receive Emergency Penis Enlargement Therapy
In a last-ditch effort to save his failing Presidency, Donald Trump will undergo emergency penis enlargement therapy next week at Bethesda Naval Hospital. "The President has come to the realization that the common denominator in all of his shortco...
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