DNC Sells Trump Piñatas for Birthday Parties
Cathedral City, CA - Spiderman, Batman and Superman need to step aside. Forget Sponge Bob too. Trump Piñatas are all the rage. So much so that the Democratic National Committee now sells Trump Piñatas for birthday parties. "You can order the...
Read full storyEvery New TV Comes with a Teenager
Tokyo, Japan - A consortium of Japanese companies has agreed to provide a teenager for every new television purchased. The offer also extends to computers and any other technology device if the value exceeds $1,000. "We understand that mainstream...
Read full storyZimbabwe's Mugabe unhappy about wasabi in Abu Dhabi
Robert Mugabe was spotted in a Japanese restaurant in the United Arab Emirates arguing with a waiter about the condiments. The ageing dictator is known to be partial to seafood, and also enjoys spicy food like wasabi - a hot green condiment often ser...
Read full storyKim Kardashian Is Getting Old
Shakespeare said of Cleopatra that "Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety." However, it is surely different in our Modern Fast-Moving Age, and it is time to admit that Kim Kardashian is getting old. She is not as young as...
Read full storyRestored Spitfire proof that "Made in Britain" could still be best!
After being shot down and bailing out just in time, a Canadian WW2 Spitfire pilot, Jimmy Jeffrey, who was rescued by the French Resistance, given a dose of stinking Camembert and strong vin Rouge, then returned to his unit secretly, allo allo style;...
Read full storyQueen Serves Trump a Cease and Desist Order
London, England The Queen sent a strong message overseas today as she sent the man she calls a "raconteur," a cease-and-desist order to stop contacting her about using one of the royal castles for his family to stay in while visiting. The Queen se...
Read full storyTrump Administration Decides to Run Advertising About How Great Administration Is
The Trump Administration has once more outdone itself! Where it once was very anti-media, they have done a 180 and purchased advertising time on television, radio, and even small-time newspapers, saving many of them from bankruptcy. The mass media advertising blitz comes right after Trump's National Tour, which began in a Florida airport and continued in Nashville and on to the rest of the nati...
Read full storyTrump Cabinet of Billionaires Decide Americans Can Not Be Trusted to Handle Money
Washington, DC After the Trump Cabinet's latest meeting, they all found out that they together they all possess 68% of the wealth of the nation. "Once we realized that idiots like us make more money in a day than most Americans make in a year, we...
Read full storyTrump Goes Back on Word and Enforces Federal Marijuana Laws
Washington, DC Women, Transgender, Democrats, Mitt Romney, and Immigrant Marchers Against Trump were joined by the Marijuana Growers and Retailers Union from 12 different states over the weekend, after they made a few wrong turns. It was assumed tha...
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