2017, The Year Of The Cock--Should It Be Renamed "Year Of The Pussy" Or "Year Of The Vagina"?
2017 is the Year of the Cock according to the Chinese calendar, but Amena Snow, editor of the women's magazine Biva, has proclaimed it the Year of the Pussy. The announcement has exposed a deepening rift among liberals who want to rename 2017 in honor of the historic public opposition to President Trump's policies that has been led largely by women. Ramona Gwyn Of Code Pink explained her cho...
Read full storyAfter Pardon Bernie Madoff Set To Chair Federal Reserve
There's still a year left for Janet Yellen to serve in her term as the current Federal Reserve Chairperson, yet President Trump has already nominated Bernie Madoff to replace her. The early nomination tactic is probably to see what kind of deal he c...
Read full storyMunchkins from the Wizard of Oz Demand Recount of 1939 Oscar Race
"Gone With The Wind" won for Best Picture that year. Supposedly. But who knows, say the Munchkins. The recent error in the announcement of Best Picture in the 2017 race is the catalyst for the action of the little people, who have commented, "Hey, mi...
Read full storyFour Additional Fans of Jimmy Kimmel-Matt Damon "Feud" Located for Oscar Night
Hollywood - Late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel, Actor Matt Damon and ABC network management have located at least 4 more people who either have never heard of their tongue-in-cheek feud/bromance (which they have played up for years on Kimmel's "J...
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