Wayne Lapierre urges Americans to buy more guns to defend against the left
MARYLAND - At the Conservative Political Action Conference on Friday, head of the National Rifle Association Wayne Lapierre strongly condemned public political activity of the left. He described actions of protesters who voice opposition to the poli...
Read full storyUnnamed president slams unnamed news agencies for using unnamed sources
UNNAMED LOCATION - An unnamed president furthered his or her unnamed fight against unnamed news organizations at an unnamed conference on a recent unnamed day. The unnamed president criticized use of unnamed sources for news and declared that whenev...
Read full storyDuchess Of Cornwall Uses Horse Whispering Skills To Talk Down Maniacal Robert Irwin
Robert Irwin, son of deceased and crazed Australian naturalist Steve Irwin, had to be put under a spell of some sort by the Duchess Of Cornwall after he released venomous snakes at a black tie charity event in London. The Duchess is well known fo...
Read full storyMLB to blindfold pitchers during intentional walks
In the wake of Major League Baseball's suggestions to shorten the length of the games by forgoing the four actual pitches thrown for an intentional walk the backlash from traditionalist fans has pressured MLB to change their stance entirely and in fa...
Read full storyIf you cannot get the real Kim get his brother Kim!
The world is in deep mourning after a young Indonesian lady was paid a couple of measly $ Bucks to top a Kim; however having removed Kim Mark II is small consolation because the world needs Mark 1 removed not Mark II. However, there is an ancient...
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