Princess Diana's corpse to feature in a fashion show
A group of tabloid editors, gravediggers and fashion designers have banded together to provide what may be the most astonishing fashion show in history. Princess Diana's rotting body has been exhumed, fitted and measured and is ready to hit the runwa...
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Place: Lynwood Junior High, Lynwood, CA Time: Spring, 1943, during World War II Situation: 8th grade English Class ______________ Teacher: "Class, what is the subject of most popular songs? They are often called BALLADS." [writes that word on blackboard]. "The kind of song Bing Crosby would sing." Roger: "Most of them are about war!" Teacher: "Well, Roger, you are partially right. That...
Read full storyBeefy gravy wrestling contestants in UK get roasted!
This can only happen in the UK, a "Gravy Wrestling Contest" held annually in Burnley Lancashire! No other nation would even contemplate wrestling in fatty gravy; however mad Brits are what they are, nutters! Sadly, the participants at this years a...
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