Donald Trump Is Not A Bimbo
Just because he can't call an American Nazi a terrorist, or a white supremest a terrorist, the World International Society of Psychiatry and Stability, announced that they do not believe that Donald Trump's bone spurs, (the same bone spurs that secur...
Read full storyMarie Antoinette vows revenge on the instagram whiners - Says no more Cake or Champagne Popsicles for the peasants
After the most awful nasty things that the public said to Antoinette after all, she was only just flaunting conspicuous consumption. She is said to be enraged and has vowed revenge upon the peasants of America. She has told her husband there will...
Read full storyIt is a fact proven by scientists; 45% of Brits are damn lazy!
A recent research by scientists, healthcare experts and fitness freaks has proven to the whole world that fundamentally, Brits are damn lazy! 45% of over 16's prefer to laze on the sofa, drink cans of lager, refuse to go out for a brisk walk to th...
Read full storyThe Swedish White Moose: Why Is He White?
A few possible explanations: He's not of this world. He's a ghost. He's hoping to get a part in a remake of the 1990 movie GHOST. His momma gave him a bath and she scrubbed too hard. He's In costume. Getting ready for Halloween a little earl...
Read full storyHas LAPD Really Changed Under Chief Beck?
Los Angeles police chief Charlie Beck was repeatedly interrupted by a small, unruly group of protesters at a press conference last night as he calmly justified the latest shooting of a suspect by his officers. Beck's explanation seemed to satisfy veteran crime reporters present, who have heard the chief repeatedly offer the same explanation - "officers feared for their lives" - at every other suc...
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