UK music festivals ban pineapples!
There are many things that are allowed at music festivals in the UK and many that are not, but the latest thing to be banned has sent vegans and fruit lovers into furious rants! Yes readers of this fab spoof, they have banned PINEAPPLES! Now Jagge...
Read full storyMay, Trump...and Paris...go Muslim
Paris Saint-Germain Football Club, which recently signed (or rather acquired) the services of a certain Neymar da Silva Santos Junior from Barcelona for a reported fee of 220 million Euro, are busy marketing their wears to regain all that money. True...
Read full story"Dolly Babe" shoes for boys are not sexist!
In these days of sensitive sexism naming, and offending comments, it seems we have reached new heights down below as a range of shoes (yes shoes!) has caused uproar among parents! "Dolly Babe" shoes are being sold parallel to "Leader" shoes and gu...
Read full storyWhy The London Gazette Rejected "A Modest Proposal"
From: Editor, The London Gazette To: Jonathan Swift Subj.: Your Submission Dear Mr. Swift: Thank you for your recent submission of "A Modest Proposal" to the Opinion pages of The London Gazette. The piece was a most interesting read. Unfortunately, we are unable to use it. We wish you well in finding a place for it elsewhere. We normally do not respond to unsolicited submissions, but in...
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