US Industries to Take Over EPA
Now that a dozen or more large US corporations will operate the newly privatized EPA, the future of US industry looks a lot brighter--even as the skies darken from the increased pollution. Scott Pruitt, token head of the EPA, and Monsaton CEO, Nic...
Read full storySecret Sepia Life of Ex-Blue Peter Presenter Peter Purves Revealed
The discovery of a rare sepia photograph of ex-Blue Peter presenter Peter Purves covering legendary music hall entertainer Little Tich in cling film backstage at the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane, has revealed a secret relationship hitherto unrevealed, w...
Read full storySloppy Sally responds to readers' questions
Q. Whatever happened to hatpins and pocket pistols? In days past, pussy-pinchers could expect to be pinned to death or given a lethal dose of 'lead poisoning' for the act our President describes so cavalierly. How would we men feel about Nut Grabbing? - Den from Colorado A. Dear Den: Personally, I am opposed to Nut-Grabbing (I believe that it is meant to be hyphenated). Many st...
Read full storyDACA 'Dreamer' Sues Following Deportation
A young foreign spy who goes by the code name "Dreamer" was deported to Mexico earlier this year after refusing to give federal authorities the true name of his country of origin. He claims he had protected DACA status and has filed a suit against im...
Read full story