U.S. Election of 2016 Proves to Be the Ultimate End for Etiquette
Washington, DC The contentious 2016 Election has proved to be the final nail in the coffin of what was once known as "etiquette." "Many people nowadays don't realize that there was once these, let me say, "rules" of conversation and the attitude with which people addressed each other," spoke a noted historical science professor. "But once the candidates in the 2016 Election began to use "Tru...
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